Happy birthday to me! If you believe my facebook profile, I’m 98 today.

Sorry to be controversial, but this is a prime example of why I’m not comfortable with government running health care: http://bit.ly/byFdQ8

B flat, D flat and F walk into a bar. Bartender says “We don’t serve minors.” D flat exits, so B flat and F have an open fifth between them.

Just saw toy story 3. Sobbed like a baby.

Happy weekend everyone!

Feeling the urge to gill tonight. Might have to break out the charcoal.

Got my new phone today. qwerty keyboard at last!!!

I just got an adobe acrobat fail: http://ping.fm/qQ3M5