Well, it’s a new year, a new decade (according to some), and that means it’s time for the pointless predictions about what’s going to happen this year! Being a cranky Apple fan as I am, I present my list of Apple predictions for 2010.
- Apple will reveal a new award-winning ad campaign…Microsoft will copy it and embarrass themselves.
- Phil Schiller will have more face-time during keynote presentations than we want him to.
- Apple will reveal at least one new product that no one is expecting and that changes the world
- Apple will reveal at least one new product that no one is expecting and that confuses everyone and is quietly ignored or removed before the year is over.
- Apple will update various product lines in ways that make them harder to mod. The Mac Moders will mod them anyway.
- The Wall Street analysts will be wrong about Apple sales estimates and earnings.
- Apple will wait until a lawsuit hits class action status to issue a product recall.
- Kevin Rose will make press with an Apple rumor, and we’ll find out later that he was completely wrong.
- Apple will charge iPod Touch owners money for something iPhone owners get for free and claim that ‘the accountants made us do it’.
- Steve-Jobs will non-ironically use the term “greenest” in a keynote.
Come to think of it, I can probably recycle this same exact list next year as well