I’m reading stories to my children tonight and we decide to read some library books that we brought home recently. One book in particular featured a character named “Weiner”. Weiner is of course a loveable dog of the daschund breed who get’s involved in various anticts throught the book.

This is just plain annoying.

So for the rest of story time I’m trying not to snigger while I’m reading the book to my three year old daughter. They didn’t even have the good sense to include the glaring (and trust me, they were glaring) innuendos in places that are suppsed to be funny for the kid for other reasons so that I don’t get weird looks from the kid when I’m laughing for no reason that she can figure out.

I’m not suggesting that the book is doing this intentionally, but really…SOMEONE had to have thought about this when the book was going through the editing and publishing stages. I might be able to buy that someone who writes children’s books for a living would be naive enough to not think about the double meanings, but you can’t tell me that it didn’t cross the mind of at least a college-aged intern at the publishing company before this book went out the door.

Why is this so annoying? Because it puts me in that unconfortable place of trying to decide if they are doing this to me on purpose, or if I just have a dirty mind. So to them I say a loud “bad Weiner, no doughnut!”